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I haven't read any of "50 Shades of Grey", nor do I plan to. Up till now the most I'd read was the synopsis in the Sunday Herald-Sun, which made me laugh. That writer didn't like the book at all - but nowhere near as much as this writer, who absolutely hates them, not least because she is active in the BDSM scene. The books are allegedly set in that scene. Allegedly. She started tearing them to shreds here, in a totally not-safe-for-work-or-children way. Also a totally hilarious way. So far my favourite quote is:

"He palms my clitoris" What, like a basketball? How big is your clitoris, Ana?

Yes I admit this made me laugh out loud.

Another site that's had me laughing out loud is Sleep Talkin' Man, which is a collection of recordings of one man's nocturnal sayings. Recorded and published by his wife. I have no idea why his dream life is so vivid but it is frequently hilarious (and again NSFW or children.)

Some random quotes:

"It's NOT a fat ass. I suffer from Hippo-bottom-mass. You should feel sorry for me."

"Okay, Jesus, if you are the son of God, wave your hands in the air... Ha ha. Didn't think so."

"Okay: On three, I'm gonna change into a dinosaur. One… Two… MEOW. Oh fucking cat! Always cats."
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