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There be Dragons
May. 6th, 2002 11:50 amSeveral times in the last couple of weeks we have sent really, really large (1.2m x 0.7m x 0.7m) boxes to Queensland. The other night I got really curious as to what was in them. The labelling on the outside says "Giant Dragon W".
There are only two explanations I can think of for this.
1. Parcel Post is the preferred carrier for an alternate dimension that, for some obscure reason, is sending giant dragon W's to Queensland. There are many reasons why I can't see us being the preferred carrier, (breakage rate being but one) but on the one hand this would explain some of the people I work with (reps from alternate dimension trying to ensure that their W's get there safely). Some of the other people I avoid at work cannot even be explained by this theory and are best left alone.
2. Giant Dragon W's are toys.
Still, if lots of UFO reports start coming in from Brisbane I'll know who to blame.
There are only two explanations I can think of for this.
1. Parcel Post is the preferred carrier for an alternate dimension that, for some obscure reason, is sending giant dragon W's to Queensland. There are many reasons why I can't see us being the preferred carrier, (breakage rate being but one) but on the one hand this would explain some of the people I work with (reps from alternate dimension trying to ensure that their W's get there safely). Some of the other people I avoid at work cannot even be explained by this theory and are best left alone.
2. Giant Dragon W's are toys.
Still, if lots of UFO reports start coming in from Brisbane I'll know who to blame.
