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It's probably wrong to find the whole concept of "abstinence products" so funny. But I do. Especially the Abstinence Dog Tags - aimed at young men, naturally, because who doesn't want to be 17, and wearing a really cool set of dog tags promoting the fact that they're a virgin? - and of course the STD Crab.

But my own personal favourite is the Pregnant Puff - because premarital sex can lead to aliens.

_{and seriously, "pregnant puff"?!? I'm totally twelve, because I'm still giggling.}