Dear Country,
OK, we get it.
You liked the bloody poem.But seriously, do you have to take it quite so literally? I mean, in the course of the last month we've had
floods, fire and it looks like we're gearing up for the famine part (OK, I'm over-dramatising a bit there. Maybe.)
Still, if you are going to take it quite
that literally, could we have some of the rain down here please? Because we really would like to have the "filmy veil of greenness" thing happening, not least because it's more fire-resistant. And it'd help settle some of the ash.
Ta muchly.