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hnpccThis came from the TWOP forums, the week after TAR6,ep5. (I'd attribute but I can't find it again!) I find it works best if you imagine it in Phil's voice.
My fondest dream for next week's episode...
"A Detour is a choice between two tasks, each with its own pros and cons. The Detour for this leg of the race is Punch Jonathan In The Face/Kick Jonathan In The Nuts.
In 'Punch Jonathan In The Face', both members from each team will have to land a punch somewhere on Jonathan's face before they can receive their next clue. The sound of fist hitting flesh will be satisfying, and will leave Jonathan nice and disfigured, but team members' hands may be hurting when it's over.
In 'Kick Jonathan In The Nuts', both members from each team will have to kick Jonathan in the crotch until they make contact with his genitals. This task will be less painful for the team members, and equally satisfying -- however, Jonathan's genitals are tiny, and finding them could take a long time."
My fondest dream for next week's episode...
"A Detour is a choice between two tasks, each with its own pros and cons. The Detour for this leg of the race is Punch Jonathan In The Face/Kick Jonathan In The Nuts.
In 'Punch Jonathan In The Face', both members from each team will have to land a punch somewhere on Jonathan's face before they can receive their next clue. The sound of fist hitting flesh will be satisfying, and will leave Jonathan nice and disfigured, but team members' hands may be hurting when it's over.
In 'Kick Jonathan In The Nuts', both members from each team will have to kick Jonathan in the crotch until they make contact with his genitals. This task will be less painful for the team members, and equally satisfying -- however, Jonathan's genitals are tiny, and finding them could take a long time."
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