inner (demon) child

My inner demonchild has been getting an outing these last couple of weeks.

Yesterday, as I was rushing back to the lab to take a gel off, a guy jumped in front of me and asked "Are you in favour of the environment?"

"No", I replied, "I'm an evil scientist bent on taking over the world and destroying it".

Sometimes it's fun to tell the truth and mess with people's minds... :-)