Some people shouldn't be allowed to name children.

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Father of "Adolf Hitler Campbell" calls for tolerance. Oh, and is surprised that people find his son's name (his daughters are named "JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell" and "Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell" btw) offensive. After all, it's just a really distinctive name.

Seriously, aren't there grounds for removal because of child endangerment (particularly with spelling) here? And can't we kick them out of the Clan? (and into the Klan. heh.)

But really, Honszlynn? Did you read that in a book or make it up yourself.. OK, let me guess.

Speaking of stupid names, welcome to the world Cruz Hewitt! I mean really, Cruz. It was bad enough the first time - and Bec'n'Leyton aren't really Posh'n'Becks no matter how hard they try. (And you just know his nickname's going to be 'Booze' from about 16 onwards. Possibly even 15.)

Still, at least they didn't name their child Bronx Mowgli I suppose. I've no idea whether that's supposed to be after where the child was conceived and "The Jungle Book" but really, that's up there with Otis Platypus. (Who's now very cute, but that's still kind of beside the point.)

I'm surprised Knox Leon Jolie-Pitt made it into the "best boys names" list there though - it's the name of a shopping centre to me (although to the best of my knowledge he wasn't named after conception place, as I'm sure I would remember if Brad and Angelina had been there.)

And someone named their twins "Adrian" and "Adriana"? Seriously, that's just cruel.

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[vestalvagrant.livejournal.com]

I recognised hardly any of the 'celebrities' on that list. It's a strange phenomenon that a B-grade actor/actress procreating now makes them more famous.

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Well, babies are the new black. Or orange is, I forget.

[kirstenfleur.livejournal.com]

Apparently Honszlynn Himler was named for Himmler. Lovely. Although I still don't know where Honszlynn came from.
It's a rather sad situation for the little boy though; not only does he have a vile name and imbecilic parents, the shop wouldn't even make his birthday cake.

Cruz is a girl's name! And Bronx Mowgli is just silly! And Knox, apart from being a shopping centre, is the name of one of the major characters in Fox in Socks. Maybe it came from there.

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I've just realised that Knox is going to have the worst "Knock knock" name joke ever. Poor kid.

[undergroundsea.livejournal.com]

*giggling* I love "news" like this.

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Same, it totally fulfills my shallow needs!

[undergroundsea.livejournal.com]

I just wish Aryan Nation was her first two names. Aryan is quite a sweet sounding name when you forget what it means!

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It's very "I ride on Dragons!" isn't it? I could totally see Anne McCaffrey using it inadvertently (and then changing one letter to make it less obvious.)

I'm really not sure what the obsession with 'Lynn' is all about though. As far as I know that's not White Pride at all. Maybe that's just the "latent" redneck in them coming out...