Advent calendar
Dec. 4th, 2010 04:23 pmIn a break from cleaning my entire house and attempting to find my dining room table before my extended family arrive next weekend for a pre-Christmas get-together (remind me again why I volunteered for this?) I opened my advent calendar window to reveal:

"Hark the Herald Angel sings/'I got my robes sparkly and clean!/Peace on earth and mercy mild/My B.O.'s apparently gone wild/Lucky Cat's trying not to breathe/the bloke above's kind of relieved/he can't smell a thing at all/maybe I should try crystals?/still my breath's fresh and light/and my teeth are blinding white!'"
This is the "Spirituality Shop", a New Age-y kind of shop, which explains the kind of mismatch of Lucky Cat, trippy possum, crystals and apparent ads for lozenges. And yes, the lines coming off the angel combined with the look on the Lucky Cat's face and the wrapped up nose of the man in the ad above made me laugh. The Angel does look remarkably happy so, so we can forgive him/her the possible personal odour problem. This is next door to the dry cleaner's as well, hence the bright sparkliness of the robes. Obviously.
Looking at the Angel again though, I think this one should have been "Joy to the World" - s/he looks like they've been inhaling something and are really, really happy. Then again, "Peace, dude" also could sum that up. Peace on earth everyone!

"Hark the Herald Angel sings/'I got my robes sparkly and clean!/Peace on earth and mercy mild/My B.O.'s apparently gone wild/Lucky Cat's trying not to breathe/the bloke above's kind of relieved/he can't smell a thing at all/maybe I should try crystals?/still my breath's fresh and light/and my teeth are blinding white!'"
This is the "Spirituality Shop", a New Age-y kind of shop, which explains the kind of mismatch of Lucky Cat, trippy possum, crystals and apparent ads for lozenges. And yes, the lines coming off the angel combined with the look on the Lucky Cat's face and the wrapped up nose of the man in the ad above made me laugh. The Angel does look remarkably happy so, so we can forgive him/her the possible personal odour problem. This is next door to the dry cleaner's as well, hence the bright sparkliness of the robes. Obviously.
Looking at the Angel again though, I think this one should have been "Joy to the World" - s/he looks like they've been inhaling something and are really, really happy. Then again, "Peace, dude" also could sum that up. Peace on earth everyone!