Advent calendar

[hnpcc]

On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love said to me "Crap we've got a lot of cleaning still to do..." So we opened the advent calendar to reveal:



"I'm dreaming of mince pie at Christmas
Just like the ones I used to know
Not gluten-free,
with lots of filling
pastry that makes your arteries glow

I'm dreaming of mince pie at Christmas
Icecream and custard on the side,
Christmas pudding alight,
eyebrows mostly alright
And more food to take home for the ride!"

Yep, Santa's at the other bakery, this time getting mince pie. Never a bad idea. Still on his Monkey-like cloud/snow patch, still remarkably slim. I did spend quite a few minutes trying to come up with a last line ending in "wide" but didn't quite manage it.

Comments

[17catherines.livejournal.com]

I am enjoying these very much, by the way!

[vestalvagrant.livejournal.com]

I like Santa's monkey cloud. I'm going to ask him where he parked it when I see him at Northcote Plaza.